RAW results
Raw intro rolls as we span the jampacked crowd.We go instantly the back where an irrate Undertaker is shown smashing things around looking for Diamond Dallas Page.He keeps saying its your fault and you will pay.A security guard tried to calm him down but the guard is tossed into a row of boxes as Taker continues forward.We go to ringside where Jeff Wilson and Ed Ferrera welcome us.The talk about the ppv being this Sunday and how big of an event it will be.Also that tonight Linda McMahon will address the WWE about changes in the future.We go to the back where S.E.X is shown arriving.They seem all happy and walk in like they own the place.Jeff comments on how S.E.X will face the Regulatorz in a huge 10 man tag tonight in the Main Event.We go to the ring.
Double Debuts:Celestial Bodies vs. NC-17
note:Celestial Bodies are a rookie team of Jason Donovan and Chad Rivers.They came out wearing tights with stars on them. While this is also the debut of formerly NWA's PG-13 now known as NC-17(JC Ice and Tony Devito)
No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Celestial Bodies defeated NC-17 when Donovan pinned Ice after a gutwrench suplex
in 0:20:52.
Rating: * 1/4
During the match,NC-17's hardcore approach had the youngsters reeling but to the shock of everyone out from the back came Jim Cornette.Cornette got on the apron and smashed the tennis racket over Ice's head allowing Donovan to lock a gutwrench suplex for the win.Following the match, Cornette got on the mic and told the world that the greatest manager alive was going to once again control wrestling.The crowd booed him as he insulted the crowd.This was ended when NC-17 jumped back in and cleared the ring.
In the back we see Undertaker still looking for DDP.In the background we see a long pink limo pull up.A skinny man with glasses gets out carrying a briefcase and some folders.He asks where the ring is. An attendant shows him the way.As he leaves the camera's view we see a Cadillac Escalade with fancy rims pull up blasting rap music. A man gets out of it wearing a stocking cap. The man walks up to the attendant and asks him about the guy who just asked where the ring was.We don't hear much of the conversation. But whatever the attendant said made this man happy.He walks away in the same direction.
We see DDP and Sting walking into their dressing room.
Back to the ring.
Hardcore Title match: Justin Credible(c) vs. Ron Harris
Ron Harris,Don Harris and Jill came to the ring pretty confident they would be walking away with the Hardcore Title.Jill got on the mic and talked about how she would have to have her Daddy make a new belt for Ron since the title is so ugly.She got a chant of Daddy's Slut..Which made her insult the crowd..She would be interrupted by "Snap Your Fingers" as Becky came out leading Justin Credible.
No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Justin Credible pinned Ron Harris after That's Incredible in 0:07:31.
Rating: *
(Justin Credible retained the WWE Hardcore Title.)
During the match,This was basically a two on one.As Don and Ron switched places frequently through out the match.The combo had Justin down and apparently out.When Saturn came out and off set the advantage.Along with Becky attacking Jill the sides were now even.Credible took advantage of who appeared to be the right Harris and ended up finishing him with the That's INcredible piledriver to retain.
We see that geeky guy heading towards the ring.He enters and grabs a mic.
Fans begin to boo him before he even speaks.The geeky guy says that he is Mr.Smith who is representing Mr.Thomas Perkins in a defamation of character lawsuit.He blabs for awhile on the different things they can do that will hurt the WWE.He bores us to death until..Rap music hits and we hear...Steve Surge up in this piece, ya heard me? Listen up as I rock this.Out walks the man from the Escalade.Who gets in the ring and grabs the mic from Mr.Smith. Then a beat comes up and this is what Surge rapped:
That punk Tom Perkins, pointing the finger at us
Sueing for defamation of character, but why all the fuss
All these accusations you will have to retract
When your lawyer tells you to read the contract
Listen up, I have advice, just a small little hint
You forgot to read that thing called the fine print
Unlike your TNA, the action in your bedroom has stopped
Thats why your girl was calling me to make her panties drop
She was in my bed last night because she doesn't want ya
She was saying OH STEVE, I was saying OH JESSICA
Don't cry Tom Perkins, you got yourself in this mess
Remember you're the one who wanted to put on that dress
So let me ask you this, are you the Lady or the Tramp
Just leave the WWE alone and go back to your TNA camp
We don't want your mess, we don't want your strife
Steve Surge representin', one love, word life.....
The fans get into as Mr.Smith grabs the mic back and sticks some papers in Surge's face. Surge throws Smith's arm back at him causing Smith's glasses to fall off.Smith slaps Surge. Surge looks to the crowd which is in a mixed voice saying kick his ass.Surge grabs Smith and does a gorilla press that sends Smith to the outside. Surge poses then leaves.Smith grabs a mic and squeeks out that Surge will pay and the WWE will pay cause they are coming..
In the back Steph is shown pacing getting ready for her mom's announcement.In a different part of the arena we see the same thing happening with Shane.We see RVD walk behind Shane carrying a dented chair.DDP walks up and RVD asks DDP if he can hold the chair while RVD ties his boots.DDP grabs it and looks at it.We split to another screen that shows Taker finding Sara laid out.The paramedics are already there and say it appears she was struck with a hard object.Taker is crazy but Kane walks up and says he'll find the culprit.Kane storms off finding DDP with the chair.As RVD sneaks away.Kane instantly attacks DDP who didn't even know what happened.Security breaks it up saying take it to the ring.Kane then challenges DDP to a match tonight.But if Kane wins then its Page and Taker in a hell in the cell at the ppv.DDP says if he wins then Taker has to admit that DDP had nothing to do with it.
We go to the ring.
Joey Matthews vs. York vs. Xpac vs. Lexxus
No-Countout-No-DQ-Four Corners Match:
Joey Matthews defeated Christian York, X-Pac and Aaron Lexxus:
x X-Pac beat York via a Northern Lights suplex in 0:25:10
x Matthews beat Lexxus via a Frankensteiner in 0:30:37
x Matthews beat X-pac via pinfall in 0:46:14
Rating: * 3/4
During the match,A good solid high risk affair.The end had X-pac with the advantage on Matthews until Kash came out and hit a van daminator on Xpac that gave Matthews the win.
We go to a taped announcement by Linda McMahon.She states that her kids have one month to decide among themselves who has control of the WWE.If after a month they still haven't got this settled then she will be forced to make the decision herself.She says she hopes Steph and Shane will drop the fight for the benefit of the WWE.
We go to the ring...
Kane vs. DDP
No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Kane pinned Diamond Dallas Page with the Choke Slam in 0:12:29.
Rating: 3/4*
During the match,The fight broke out instantly.Went back and forth the whole way with Taker causing DDP the loss when he came out with the chair and bashed DDP in the back of the head with it.This allowed Kane to hit the chokeslam for the win.
Johnny Malibu vs. Troy Adams
No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Troy Adams pinned Johnny Malibu after a moonsault in 0:03:53.
Rating: 3/4*
During the match,Straight forward match with Troy dominating Malibu.Following the match the Harris' got in to attack Adams but Valentine came out and Adams and Valentine got the Harris' out.
Main Event:Regulatorz vs. S.E.X
No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
The Regulatorz (Dennis Dangerously, Eddie Chavez, Erik Watts and Mike Sanders) a
nd Perry Saturn defeated S.E.X (Booker T, Jamal, Rosey, The Rock and Triple H)
when E. Watts pinned HHH after a flying cross body press in 0:23:31.
Rating: **
During the match,Straight forward confusing as hell 10 man tag match.Hebner lost control of the match early and never got it back.Most of the men fueding had paired off.In the end it was Triple H entering with a sledge hammer but DD got in and fought with him for it.Triple H grabbed it and accidently hit himself in the head with it sending him back and into a cross body by Watts who covered for the win.
Following the match,DD continued to attack Triple H while the others fought on the floor.In the ring DD went to hit the Click Click Boom when the lights went out.When they came back on DD was laid out with a note on him saying Meet the Ghost of Wrestling Past at Judgment Day.
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Raw intro rolls as we span the jampacked crowd.We go instantly the back where an irrate Undertaker is shown smashing things around looking for Diamond Dallas Page.He keeps saying its your fault and you will pay.A security guard tried to calm him down but the guard is tossed into a row of boxes as Taker continues forward.We go to ringside where Jeff Wilson and Ed Ferrera welcome us.The talk about the ppv being this Sunday and how big of an event it will be.Also that tonight Linda McMahon will address the WWE about changes in the future.We go to the back where S.E.X is shown arriving.They seem all happy and walk in like they own the place.Jeff comments on how S.E.X will face the Regulatorz in a huge 10 man tag tonight in the Main Event.We go to the ring.
Double Debuts:Celestial Bodies vs. NC-17
note:Celestial Bodies are a rookie team of Jason Donovan and Chad Rivers.They came out wearing tights with stars on them. While this is also the debut of formerly NWA's PG-13 now known as NC-17(JC Ice and Tony Devito)
No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Celestial Bodies defeated NC-17 when Donovan pinned Ice after a gutwrench suplex
in 0:20:52.
Rating: * 1/4
During the match,NC-17's hardcore approach had the youngsters reeling but to the shock of everyone out from the back came Jim Cornette.Cornette got on the apron and smashed the tennis racket over Ice's head allowing Donovan to lock a gutwrench suplex for the win.Following the match, Cornette got on the mic and told the world that the greatest manager alive was going to once again control wrestling.The crowd booed him as he insulted the crowd.This was ended when NC-17 jumped back in and cleared the ring.
In the back we see Undertaker still looking for DDP.In the background we see a long pink limo pull up.A skinny man with glasses gets out carrying a briefcase and some folders.He asks where the ring is. An attendant shows him the way.As he leaves the camera's view we see a Cadillac Escalade with fancy rims pull up blasting rap music. A man gets out of it wearing a stocking cap. The man walks up to the attendant and asks him about the guy who just asked where the ring was.We don't hear much of the conversation. But whatever the attendant said made this man happy.He walks away in the same direction.
We see DDP and Sting walking into their dressing room.
Back to the ring.
Hardcore Title match: Justin Credible(c) vs. Ron Harris
Ron Harris,Don Harris and Jill came to the ring pretty confident they would be walking away with the Hardcore Title.Jill got on the mic and talked about how she would have to have her Daddy make a new belt for Ron since the title is so ugly.She got a chant of Daddy's Slut..Which made her insult the crowd..She would be interrupted by "Snap Your Fingers" as Becky came out leading Justin Credible.
No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Justin Credible pinned Ron Harris after That's Incredible in 0:07:31.
Rating: *
(Justin Credible retained the WWE Hardcore Title.)
During the match,This was basically a two on one.As Don and Ron switched places frequently through out the match.The combo had Justin down and apparently out.When Saturn came out and off set the advantage.Along with Becky attacking Jill the sides were now even.Credible took advantage of who appeared to be the right Harris and ended up finishing him with the That's INcredible piledriver to retain.
We see that geeky guy heading towards the ring.He enters and grabs a mic.
Fans begin to boo him before he even speaks.The geeky guy says that he is Mr.Smith who is representing Mr.Thomas Perkins in a defamation of character lawsuit.He blabs for awhile on the different things they can do that will hurt the WWE.He bores us to death until..Rap music hits and we hear...Steve Surge up in this piece, ya heard me? Listen up as I rock this.Out walks the man from the Escalade.Who gets in the ring and grabs the mic from Mr.Smith. Then a beat comes up and this is what Surge rapped:
That punk Tom Perkins, pointing the finger at us
Sueing for defamation of character, but why all the fuss
All these accusations you will have to retract
When your lawyer tells you to read the contract
Listen up, I have advice, just a small little hint
You forgot to read that thing called the fine print
Unlike your TNA, the action in your bedroom has stopped
Thats why your girl was calling me to make her panties drop
She was in my bed last night because she doesn't want ya
She was saying OH STEVE, I was saying OH JESSICA
Don't cry Tom Perkins, you got yourself in this mess
Remember you're the one who wanted to put on that dress
So let me ask you this, are you the Lady or the Tramp
Just leave the WWE alone and go back to your TNA camp
We don't want your mess, we don't want your strife
Steve Surge representin', one love, word life.....
The fans get into as Mr.Smith grabs the mic back and sticks some papers in Surge's face. Surge throws Smith's arm back at him causing Smith's glasses to fall off.Smith slaps Surge. Surge looks to the crowd which is in a mixed voice saying kick his ass.Surge grabs Smith and does a gorilla press that sends Smith to the outside. Surge poses then leaves.Smith grabs a mic and squeeks out that Surge will pay and the WWE will pay cause they are coming..
In the back Steph is shown pacing getting ready for her mom's announcement.In a different part of the arena we see the same thing happening with Shane.We see RVD walk behind Shane carrying a dented chair.DDP walks up and RVD asks DDP if he can hold the chair while RVD ties his boots.DDP grabs it and looks at it.We split to another screen that shows Taker finding Sara laid out.The paramedics are already there and say it appears she was struck with a hard object.Taker is crazy but Kane walks up and says he'll find the culprit.Kane storms off finding DDP with the chair.As RVD sneaks away.Kane instantly attacks DDP who didn't even know what happened.Security breaks it up saying take it to the ring.Kane then challenges DDP to a match tonight.But if Kane wins then its Page and Taker in a hell in the cell at the ppv.DDP says if he wins then Taker has to admit that DDP had nothing to do with it.
We go to the ring.
Joey Matthews vs. York vs. Xpac vs. Lexxus
No-Countout-No-DQ-Four Corners Match:
Joey Matthews defeated Christian York, X-Pac and Aaron Lexxus:
x X-Pac beat York via a Northern Lights suplex in 0:25:10
x Matthews beat Lexxus via a Frankensteiner in 0:30:37
x Matthews beat X-pac via pinfall in 0:46:14
Rating: * 3/4
During the match,A good solid high risk affair.The end had X-pac with the advantage on Matthews until Kash came out and hit a van daminator on Xpac that gave Matthews the win.
We go to a taped announcement by Linda McMahon.She states that her kids have one month to decide among themselves who has control of the WWE.If after a month they still haven't got this settled then she will be forced to make the decision herself.She says she hopes Steph and Shane will drop the fight for the benefit of the WWE.
We go to the ring...
Kane vs. DDP
No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Kane pinned Diamond Dallas Page with the Choke Slam in 0:12:29.
Rating: 3/4*
During the match,The fight broke out instantly.Went back and forth the whole way with Taker causing DDP the loss when he came out with the chair and bashed DDP in the back of the head with it.This allowed Kane to hit the chokeslam for the win.
Johnny Malibu vs. Troy Adams
No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Troy Adams pinned Johnny Malibu after a moonsault in 0:03:53.
Rating: 3/4*
During the match,Straight forward match with Troy dominating Malibu.Following the match the Harris' got in to attack Adams but Valentine came out and Adams and Valentine got the Harris' out.
Main Event:Regulatorz vs. S.E.X
No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
The Regulatorz (Dennis Dangerously, Eddie Chavez, Erik Watts and Mike Sanders) a
nd Perry Saturn defeated S.E.X (Booker T, Jamal, Rosey, The Rock and Triple H)
when E. Watts pinned HHH after a flying cross body press in 0:23:31.
Rating: **
During the match,Straight forward confusing as hell 10 man tag match.Hebner lost control of the match early and never got it back.Most of the men fueding had paired off.In the end it was Triple H entering with a sledge hammer but DD got in and fought with him for it.Triple H grabbed it and accidently hit himself in the head with it sending him back and into a cross body by Watts who covered for the win.
Following the match,DD continued to attack Triple H while the others fought on the floor.In the ring DD went to hit the Click Click Boom when the lights went out.When they came back on DD was laid out with a note on him saying Meet the Ghost of Wrestling Past at Judgment Day.
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